January 2011
I'm in the kind of mood where throwing things at...
my elbows hurt.
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Guess who's about to go smoke on the back porch?
This bitch. I also had an offer for potential New Years making out. DENIED, IM SPENDING THE NIGHT WITH MY KUSH, TUMBLR, AND RUNESCAPE LIKE A TRUE NERD/STONER.
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December 2010
Been playing runescape again.
Blake conned me into buying a mem card, so I’m nerd-gasming over here.
I’m spending my New Years in Asgarnia while absolutely, mind-bogglingly high. What are you doing?
Blake's dad tells army stories.
Daniel: So this one night, we were driving back from Amsterdam, and we had this whole knapsack full of hash that we'd bought, and we were all a little tipsy, so we decided we'd take this side route through Germany so we didn't get caught by the border patrol. But of course, I was driving, so I forgot to take us the side way so we pull up to the border station and these scary German guards--
Blake: Like Nazis?
Daniel: YEAH! They kind of looked like Nazis! So we roll up and I roll down the window, and all this smoke comes pouring out because we've been smoking, and the guard yells, "POOL OVA TO DE SIDE!" So of course we do and at this point we're all scared shitless because these Nazis are yelling at us and there's all these German Shepherds running around us barking and we were just freaking out. And then one of the guards was telling us that his code name was Snowman.
Blake: Oh man, I bet you guys laughed so hard...
Daniel: Yeah, I think that's what got us thrown in jail...
Blake: Not that backpack full of hash?
Daniel: Oh no, this one guy we were with took the rap for all of it.
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You may not like him Minister, but you can't deny...
harrypotterobsession:
Dumbledore’s got style.
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tumblr, you disappoint me tonight.
It’s okay because I showered and I smell nice and Blake gave me a condom (that will probably not get used) and more than a gram of Kush (that will definitely get used). I am a happy person.
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“Where is Wood?” said Harry, suddenly realizing he wasn’t there.
“Still in the...”
– Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (via everythingharrypotter)
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Seriously, I don't know how guys can ever control...
heathyr:
I would be fucked if I was a guy.
I wouldn’t be able to keep that thing down, christ.
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This guy is seriously considering walking to my...
Not that I mind hanging out with him, its just fucking cold and snowy and its kind of far.
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Ohohoh Michael should not have gotten himself into...
He doesn’t know my intense love and extensive knowledge on this subject make me never want to shut up.
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I keep getting this hankering to make comments...
Perhaps my lifelong goal to get intoxicated off of ginger ale is finally coming to fruition.
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MARRYING YOUR MOTHER WAS LOGICAL
demcheesegraterabs:
ALSO, SHE HAD A PLEASING BA-DONK-A-DONK.
AMANDA WONT U BACK DAT ASS UP
had one of those moments when I realized I'll...
savvylikeyeahhh:
I have these all the time.
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I find immense pleasure in reversing people's...
It works surprisingly well because people try to embarrass other people in the way that they would be most embarrassed.
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why-hello-there- started following you
Why hello there XD
When everyone you follow is reblogging the same...
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Award Tour - A Tribe Called Quest
WE ARE PROGRAMMED TO RECIEVE; YOU CAN CHECK OUT...
MY FRIENDS BOUGHT ME A REMEMBRALL FROM HARRY...
IM WEARING IT EVERYWHERE.